ashesandghostff | Entries tagged with hockey rpf

Title: [Podfic] like a caffeine rush

Author: sloom

Reader: AshesandGhost

Cover Artist: AshesandGhost

Fandom: Hockey RPF

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

Warnings: None

Length: 00:20:11

Summary:

There’s really no way for Jonny to justify driving out to Wicker Park for coffee every morning, but he does it anyway. While Pat’s coffee is good, it isn’t worth the drive. The company, however...

Jonny jerks his gloves on and doesn’t let himself think about it. No distractions.

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Or: In which Patrick is a secret stats genius who owns an obnoxious coffeeshop called Grind So Fine and Jonny really isn't looking for a soulmate. He gets one anyway.

Link to Text: like a caffeine rush

MP3: 32 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)

M4B Podbook: 22 MB (click to download)

Title: [Podfic] I Got a Sweet Tooth (And a Taste For You)

Author: hapakitsune

Reader: AshesandGhost

Cover Artist: AshesandGhost

Fandom: Hockey RPF

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Warnings: None

Length: 00:26:27

Summary:

Sidney is sweet on the guy who works at the local Russian bakery.

Link to Text: I Got a Sweet Tooth (And a Taste For You)

MP3: 42 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)

M4B Podbook: 29 MB (click to download)

Title: [Podfic] By Any Other Name
Author: im_not_a_lizard
Reader: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Tyler Bozak/Phil Kessel
Warnings: None
Length: 00:29:50
Summary:

Phil just really wished that Bozie had said something.

Link to Text: By Any Other Name
MP3: 48 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 33 MB (click to download)

For my "AU: Alternate Gender Norms" trope bingo square.

Points:
5 (Hockey RPF) + 10 (Bozie/PKessel) x 3 (time) = 45

Total Points:
485

Title: [Podfic] chicago is so two years ago
Author: Fireblasts
Reader: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Warnings: None
Length: 00:46:26
Summary:

Where you zig, baby, I will zag.

Or: the one where Kaner and Tazer realize they named their dogs after each other, so they're kind of screwed.

Link to Text: chicago is so two years ago
MP3: 74 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 51 MB (click to download)

For my "telepathy" trope bingo square.

Points:
5 (Hockey RPF) + 5 (Kaner/Tazer) x 4 (time) = 40

Total Points:
256

Title: [Podfic] yours and/or mine
Author: demotu
Reader: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Warnings: None
Length: 00:06:59
Summary:

Jonny shows Patrick how it works. And by "it", I mean his dick. Jonny's, but temporarily Patrick's.

Link to Text: yours and/or mine
MP3: 11 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 7.7 MB (click to download)

For my "bodyswap" trope bingo square.

Points:
5 (Hockey RPF) + 5 (Kane/Toews) x 1 (time) = 10

Total Points:
216

Title: [Podfic] fight or run, you're just getting older
Author: Rest
Readers: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Warnings: None
Length: 00:28:36
Summary:

Contrary to popular belief, weres don't actually need alphas. Patrick never had one, since he's the only person in his family with the gene, and his parents didn't push him into finding one. Alphas make their betas better; they keep them calm and level, they support them, they guide them. Without an alpha, betas are perfectly fine. They're just better with one.

Link to Text: fight or run, you're just getting older
MP3: 46 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 31 MB (click to download)

For my "AU: fairy tale/myth" trope bingo square.

Points:
5 (Hockey RPF) + 5 (Kaner/Tazer) x 3 (time) = 30

Total Points:
168

Title: [Podfic] heart is fried
Author: caperg33l, hauntologie
Readers: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Warnings: None
Length: 00:16:18
Summary:

Geno’s left staring at the ceiling and taking deep breaths, playing a couple angry rounds of Doodle Jump on his phone to try and repress the sexual tension.

Link to Text: heart is fried
MP3: 26 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 18 MB (click to download)

For my "power dynamics" trope bingo square.

Points:
5 (Hockey RPF) + 5 (Sid/Geno) x 2 (time) = 20

Total Points:
138

Title: [Podfic] Right on the Limits
Author: thehoyden
Readers: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Warnings: None
Length: 02:03:55
Summary:

Sidney groans, because this is ridiculous. “I think I’m having an allergic reaction,” he says.

Link to Text: Right on the Limits
MP3: 199 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 136 MB (click to download)

For my "hurt/comfort" trope bingo square. (also, this is the fic that made me want to podfic. This is the one, guys. I love this story so much I wanted to record it so I could tell it to everyone because people need to hear this story.)

Points:
5 (Hockey RPF) + 5 (Sid/Geno) x 6 (time) = 60

Total Points:
118

Title: the laws of gravity are very very strict, and you're just bending them for your own benefit
Author: spuffyduds
Readers: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Warnings: None
Length: 00:09:50
Summary:

Sid was surprised when they moved from teammates to...whatever they are now. He's even more surprised by the wings.

Link to Text: the laws of gravity are very very strict, and you're just bending them for your own benefit
MP3: 16 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 11 MB (click to download)

For my "wingfic" trope bingo square.

Points:

5 (Hockey RPF) + 5 (Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin) x 1 (time) = 10

Total Points:
34

Title: You Give Love a Bad Name
Author: pyrodynamo
Readers: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Warnings: None
Length: 00:20:59
Summary:

Jonny’s made a few bad decisions in his life, but developing a crush on the guy who sells him vibrating dildos is by far his worst.

Link to Text: You Give Love a Bad Name
MP3: 34 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 23 MB (click to download)

For my "matchmaker" trope bingo square.

This one was a ton of fun. Not only is the fic hilarious and awesome and well done, I decided to play with adding music and sound effects for the first time!

Title: Accept No Substitutes
Author: Lenore
Readers: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Warnings: None
Length: 00:40:54
Summary:

Sid shows up to practice with a hickey. Misunderstandings ensue.

Link to Text: Accept No Substitutes
MP3: 66 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 45 MB (click to download)

For my "secret twin / doppelganger" trope bingo square.

Title: Words get tangled up in good intentions
Author: mermaid
Readers: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Warnings: None
Length: 00:28:17
Summary:

They've been hooking up for more than a year, undefined and mostly unspoken, when Johnny first speaks French in bed with Kaner.

Link to Text: Words get tangled up in good intentions
MP3: 46 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 32 MB (click to download)

For knight_tracer, and also for my "first time/last time" trope bingo square.

Title: [Podfic] keep buying the stars
Author: medusacascade22
Reader: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Warnings: None
Length: 01:01:49
Summary:

“Fuck,” Jonny groans. He props his elbows up on his desk and lets his head fall into his hands. It’s going to be a long fucking year.

(or, in which Jonathan Toews is Patrick Kane's teacher, and shit gets real.)

Link to Text: keep buying the stars
MP3: 99 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 68 MB (click to download)

Recorded for the "au: college/high school" square of trope_bingo.

Title: [Podfic] Get It Right, Get It Tight
Author: twentysomething
Reader: AshesandGhost
Cover Artist: AshesandGhost
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Warnings: None
Length: 00:25:37
Summary:
"The biceps peeking out of the sleeves, stretching the material thin and tight, are a lot more impressive than Geno remembers. He would have remembered if Sid had arms like that."

Link to Text: Get It Right, Get It Tight
MP3: 41 MB (right click, save as, or just click to stream)
M4B Podbook: 28.1 MB (click to download)